I cannot wait until this campaign is over. Not the one between the cool guy and Caribou Barbie/Bible Spice, and not just because the latter really oughta get those girls back in school before they turn out as hollow-headed as she is. The true annoyance is the mega-bucks ad war between Andy Warhol’s inspiration and Thomas Keller’s pantry staple. This is as stupid as a horny old guy choosing a second-rung beauty queen and then trying to concoct attack ads about inexperience. If you’re going to trash the competition, clean up your own lab first. And why do I suspect the whole hoo-hah has been underwritten by the latest better-cooking-through-chemistry MSG substitute? Soup. It’s scary food.