A friend out in Santa Barbara did not know how lucky she was when she emailed to wonder: “Who is this Frank Bruni? I never heard of him.” For the rest of us he’s as annoying as those incessant cicadas this summer. As one of my (famous) Twitter followers noted: “Dude’s had a longer goodbye than the last season of ER.” On this Katrina anniversary weekend, and just after finishing Dave Eggers’s incredible “Zeitoun,” I just have to say I wish Panchito had devoted one-tenth as much energy to exposing the Chimp as dangerously incompetent as he has to hustling his silly book. Look at all the history we could have been spared having the sumbitch amble through, from 9/11 to illegal war to a near-Depression. Beyond that, we got it: You were fat. You have a weird obsession with Saint Danny. But it’s really time to shut your pie hole and move on.