Would like to steal from Jon Stewart for “celebs” promoting veganism under the cover of animal rights: Shut up and shut up. //  Finally, the animal rights movement is extending to humans: App to find restaurants that treat workers well // Better than pie: burger chart // Because who doesn’t want brominated vegetable oil in a “sports” drink? Fascinating look at the GRAS process. // Malort is starting to sound like the durian of alcohol — so disgusting you have to try it. // Two and a half hours into a press lunch the other week, the other olds at the table were grumping about Twitter: “How does anyone have the time?” I certainly wouldn’t know. I skipped dessert and came home to find out.