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	<description>Regina Schrambling in New York, traveling and writing about food</description>
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		<title>Beet sandwich for the Egopedist</title>
		<link>http://gastropoda.com/2012/02/beet-sandwich-for-the-egopedist/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 02:40:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>regina</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cretinism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[onward and downward]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[No wonder my 200 shares of stock in the hometown paper are now worth about one copy of the weekday edition. On the day of the “Superball,” as a flack dubbed it (I hope intentionally), the top recipe for snacks linked on the home page was for chicken wings. While all I’d heard mentioned on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Potatoes the size of a nut&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://gastropoda.com/2012/02/potatoes-the-size-of-a-nut/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 02:34:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>regina</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[eating new york]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[And this is why the cluelessness matters: Everyone should have such problems, but my consort emailed me from Costa Rica to ask me to reserve somewhere nice for his first night back/my birthday, and it was hell trying to find a place with both exciting food and creature comforts. As taken as I am with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A river of pig&#8217;s blood runs through it</title>
		<link>http://gastropoda.com/2012/01/a-river-of-pigs-blood-runs-through-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 22:54:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>regina</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’ll always think the Big O’s hugest accomplishment has been kicking over the rock and exposing the grubs underneath. The saner he sounds, the wackier the wingnuts look. Now some cretin wants to ban fetuses in food. And why am I certain said cretin had eggs for breakfast?]]></description>
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		<title>Capon: Josh on the jacket, John in the caption</title>
		<link>http://gastropoda.com/2012/01/capon-josh-on-the-jacket-john-in-the-caption/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 22:52:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>regina</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cretinism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dido]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[holy foods]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mis-keyed strokes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Idle thoughts: I’m guessing Holy Foods bagels are not really “hearth-baked.” Red Waddle would actually be a better name for a heritage breed (especially if we’re talking mandrills). Plus it turns out “a new way to eat a burger” is not with your toes; it involves trying to turn beans into a Reuben sandwich and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Under-the-counter calorie counts</title>
		<link>http://gastropoda.com/2012/01/under-the-counter-calorie-counts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 22:51:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>regina</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cretinism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[deened]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I did my spleen-venting on the Butter Guzzler elsewhere, but I guess we’ll never be “Deaned” out. One thing that got lost in all the bloviating is that diabetes is no joke. And for all the knickers-knotting over the Photoshopping of an amputee who really isn’t, that poster says more than 500 magazine pages of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Loose meat and Gatorade</title>
		<link>http://gastropoda.com/2012/01/loose-meat-and-gatorade/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 21:52:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>regina</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[petrified newsstand]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rhymes with lunt]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Very glad I took my lazy time processing my thoughts on the war story of the “veteran” vegetarian (“nearly lifelong” wouldn’t sound as ruff-and-tuff a struggle at 30ish, I guess). So many other blogs/sites/commenters have laid into the parochialism, condescension and general cluelessness on full display under the most idiotic graphic. What I’m savoring is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Less than 50% peanuts&#8221; is still 49.9% peanuts</title>
		<link>http://gastropoda.com/2012/01/less-than-50-peanuts-is-still-49-9-peanuts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 01:43:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>regina</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[processed crap]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[All the Twinkies hysteria has made me understand, yet again, how easy it is to fool nearly all of the people all of the time in this new age of endless infotainment. And how easy it has been for Trump to gull cretins into believing he’s a huge success even though bankruptcy is not his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Not the time to promote a “big ass burger”</title>
		<link>http://gastropoda.com/2011/12/not-the-time-to-promote-a-%e2%80%9cbig-ass-burger%e2%80%9d/</link>
		<comments>http://gastropoda.com/2011/12/not-the-time-to-promote-a-%e2%80%9cbig-ass-burger%e2%80%9d/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2011 22:51:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>regina</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[chimp crimes]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Mrs. O]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[panchito]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Even I get weary of picking on Panchito, but he really should take that huge target off his posterior. Didn’t he help keep the Lump in the Bed’s fatal distraction off the national radar until the Chimp was duly installed? And at least he could be gracious enough to address the dissing her successor is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Take that, liver&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://gastropoda.com/2011/12/take-that-liver/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2011 22:50:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>regina</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cretinism]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I’m starting to think I may have to start my own campaign against duck abuse. And I don’t mean against putting birds on the equivalent of a fast-food diet to keep us in foie gras. I’m more concerned with using duck fat to bake cookies that make you crave Crisco for its neutral flavor. And, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>$16 muffins</title>
		<link>http://gastropoda.com/2011/10/16-muffins-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 01:30:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>regina</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cretinism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fear of reincarnation]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I’m sure I’ve ranted before about how clueless the hometown paper has been in its coverage of how Washington evolved from brown-liquor backwater to serious food scene even as the country went down the Bush tubes. Exhibit A was the DI/DO piece back in the reign of error that went on and on about all [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No lunch for Texas inmates</title>
		<link>http://gastropoda.com/2011/10/no-lunch-for-texas-inmates/</link>
		<comments>http://gastropoda.com/2011/10/no-lunch-for-texas-inmates/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 01:27:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>regina</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cretinism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wingnuttery]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[And the silliest thing I’ve read in donkey’s years was advice from a psychologist in the hometown paper, warning parents it’s risky to take their Baby Jesuses down to Zuccotti Park. “There are kids who can go to a shelter at Thanksgiving and help serve a meal,” she said, “but there are kids who are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hide the surimi</title>
		<link>http://gastropoda.com/2011/10/hide-the-surimi/</link>
		<comments>http://gastropoda.com/2011/10/hide-the-surimi/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2011 21:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>regina</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cretinism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mrs. O]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[All that said, half of me hopes some wingnut really does get elected, just to have his faux family subjected to the under-the-microscope treatment accorded the current occupants of the White House. Did an internet outlet really send someone out to food-stalk Mrs. O? And am I the only one a little queasy after eight [...]]]></description>
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		<title>John-George: “First the duck must be dead”</title>
		<link>http://gastropoda.com/2011/10/john-george-as-the-new-%e2%80%9cfirst-the-duck-must-be-dead%e2%80%9d/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Oct 2011 23:20:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>regina</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cretinism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dido]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Huge points to the hometown paper, though, for the photo of the come-hither chicken. If ever a Rorschach test was designed for the &#8220;animal rights&#8221; wackos, this was it: The sane saw a visual joke; the loons saw a “get out the Nivea and head for fapping privacy.” A sick/smart photo editor would showcase a [...]]]></description>
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