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		<title>What say you, Jeremiah?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 02:00:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When it comes to well-varnished stupidity, it would be hard to top the latest description of Alice Waters as “the mother of American cooking.” For Amelia Simmons’s sake, she wouldn’t even qualify as the midwife of California cuisine! Squanto as the father would certainly make sense, given his early-on insistence on local, seasonal, sustainable. But [...]]]></description>
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		<title>All these years and now I hear about the dis?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Mar 2008 00:22:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of my favorite Gary Larson cartoons is of a stupid dog dashing across multiple lanes of traffic while a pack waiting on the other side cheers, “Yay, Rusty’s in the club!” I thought of it when I saw that my biggest fan has officially joined the food coven. Rule No. 1, of course, is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>There&#8217;s something about Mikey</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[As for the golden shower, my first reaction was that joke we heard long ago in Trinidad (anyone calls you an asshole, just respond: “Pleased to meet you, Mr. Toilet Paper”). But there could be worse unpleasantness &#8212; I could have gotten a Food Network gig. And I think second prize is two gigs.]]></description>
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		<title>Bee-S movie</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Oct 2007 00:57:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love it when carefully arranged PR campaigns go gloriously bad. This should have been such a happy time for a couple down in the Beresford, him with his new movie coming out, her with her cookbook soaring to the top of the best-seller list on a blast of Oprah. Then someone had to go [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Little oysters on the prairie</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Sep 2007 23:18:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can’t reveal the identities or the publications, but I had an exchange recently that keeps making me laugh. I had said a poor editor was “saddled with some pretty lame old mares,” and the person I was talking to responded, “Oh, he could get rid of [insert big male name here] if he really [...]]]></description>
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