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A sandwich board outside a restaurant in the Garment District the other day was maybe too revealing: “Best Chienese food.” I just hope no poodles were harmed in the making of it.

If typos could be defenses against Health Department shutdowns, the one over on the entertaining superchefblog would be OJ-worthy. When inspectors find vermin in the kitchen, the cooks should just say they were whipping up some Morimoto gnocchi stuffed with “fresh salmon mouse.”