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	<description>Regina Schrambling in New York, traveling and writing about food</description>
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		<title>Little pink corn chips</title>
		<link>http://gastropoda.com/2012/02/little-pink-corn-chips/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 02:38:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>regina</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[processed crap]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Despite the fact that my next-older sister died of breast cancer when she was younger than the age I just turned, I’ve never been exactly comfortable with the whole beribboning industry. I wouldn’t say I feel vindicated in seeing the lid blown off, but I am very glad to see endorsements like the KFC “bucket [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Frozen food? It’s what’s for Con Agra dinner.</title>
		<link>http://gastropoda.com/2012/02/frozen-food-it%e2%80%99s-what%e2%80%99s-for-con-agra-dinner/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 02:31:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>regina</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wish I could say I was thrilled to learn access to good food is not what’s holding back Americans without cushy jobs and lots o’ lucre from cooking and eating well. But my unneutered-steer-manure detector definitely went off when I went looking for the methodology on the study. And if I read right, the 1,500 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>And how is that woman hit by the Target cart?</title>
		<link>http://gastropoda.com/2012/02/and-how-is-that-woman-hit-by-the-target-cart/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 02:30:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>regina</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[formerly arboreal]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The latest evidence the backfield is on life support at the hometown paper, though, was the report on the model whose leg was amputated by Photoshop for a Health Department ad warning of the diabetes risk from supersizing both sodas and physiques. The hole awaiting the truck to drive through was: How could a photographer [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Capon: Josh on the jacket, John in the caption</title>
		<link>http://gastropoda.com/2012/01/capon-josh-on-the-jacket-john-in-the-caption/</link>
		<comments>http://gastropoda.com/2012/01/capon-josh-on-the-jacket-john-in-the-caption/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 22:52:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>regina</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cretinism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dido]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[holy foods]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mis-keyed strokes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Idle thoughts: I’m guessing Holy Foods bagels are not really “hearth-baked.” Red Waddle would actually be a better name for a heritage breed (especially if we’re talking mandrills). Plus it turns out “a new way to eat a burger” is not with your toes; it involves trying to turn beans into a Reuben sandwich and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Kills 4&#8243;</title>
		<link>http://gastropoda.com/2012/01/kills-4/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 22:46:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>regina</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[processed crap]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[One zombie myth just can’t be beaten back, though. And that’s the cretinous insistence that crappy eating is a class thing. Props to these guys for acknowledging that everybody goes to McD’s. But whenever I cross the park I think about how similar both the 1 percent and death-row convicts are when it comes to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>OJ fungicide in container ships</title>
		<link>http://gastropoda.com/2012/01/oj-fungicide-in-container-ships/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 21:40:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>regina</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[chimp crimes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[processed crap]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This says everything about how OWS has made the 99% push back: Even I sided firmly with the woman whose cupcake was confiscated for TSA kabuki. Before the terror capitalists won, I would have frothed that of course the goddamn thing was a potential weapon. As with any belly-bombing infantile grossness, the proportion of icing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Less than 50% peanuts&#8221; is still 49.9% peanuts</title>
		<link>http://gastropoda.com/2012/01/less-than-50-peanuts-is-still-49-9-peanuts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 01:43:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>regina</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cretinism]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[All the Twinkies hysteria has made me understand, yet again, how easy it is to fool nearly all of the people all of the time in this new age of endless infotainment. And how easy it has been for Trump to gull cretins into believing he’s a huge success even though bankruptcy is not his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>$34.5 million for air</title>
		<link>http://gastropoda.com/2012/01/34-5-million-for-air/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2012 21:09:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>regina</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[big food]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[processed crap]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://gastropoda.com/?p=2821</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Also, too, there could have been no more insidious a juxtaposition than the jump of the hometown paper’s piece on organic milk up against a takeout on the millions spent promoting one small segment of the processed-crap market. All the hand-wringing over whether farmers can be paid more to produce more seemed even more insane [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No bow-tie pasta</title>
		<link>http://gastropoda.com/2012/01/no-bow-tie-pasta/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2012 21:04:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>regina</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[deened]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just wondering: How desperate for cash/credit would you need to be to take on the job of wrapping text around “Deen Crisco’s” recipes? Or even subcontracting it out? I guess this is proof that industrial pork is the best grease for a slippery slope.]]></description>
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		<title>And cheesy was once a dis</title>
		<link>http://gastropoda.com/2011/12/and-cheesy-was-once-a-dis/</link>
		<comments>http://gastropoda.com/2011/12/and-cheesy-was-once-a-dis/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 23:10:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>regina</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[big food]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Naturally it’s behind the paywall, but the New Yorker has a great feature this week on the richest woman in India, who made all those rupees developing drugs. One graf near the end is worth the price of the issue: Her company has been working on the “holy grail” for Big Pharma, which would be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Belly bombs not allowed by TSA</title>
		<link>http://gastropoda.com/2011/12/belly-bombs-not-allowed-by-tsa/</link>
		<comments>http://gastropoda.com/2011/12/belly-bombs-not-allowed-by-tsa/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2011 22:48:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>regina</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[processed crap]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Which is my way of leading into this: I’m a total advocate of the attempted reincarnation of the Fulton Fish Market, not least because I believe food is the future in this country; everyone has to eat, and the opportunities for entrepreneurs are as boundless as the frontier once was. But at this last one, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No LaFrieda, please &#8212; we&#8217;re trendy</title>
		<link>http://gastropoda.com/2011/12/no-lafrieda-please-were-trendy/</link>
		<comments>http://gastropoda.com/2011/12/no-lafrieda-please-were-trendy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2011 22:46:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>regina</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[deened]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Epistemic closure is the undeniable diagnosis for most of wingnuttia, which probably explains why the deluded would look to an “economics” blogger sans calculator for advice on cookbooks. Naturally, she did not mention the manual for the socialist contraption she so proudly hailed after dropping $1,500. But she did “inform” readers that Maida’s books are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mocha and caramel frappés and oatmeal</title>
		<link>http://gastropoda.com/2011/12/mocha-and-caramel-frappes-and-oatmeal/</link>
		<comments>http://gastropoda.com/2011/12/mocha-and-caramel-frappes-and-oatmeal/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2011 20:19:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>regina</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[onward and downward]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I read the WSJournal’s cheery report on the boom in fast-food deliveries in China and just envisioned a worse “Wall-E.” Isn’t getting the diabetes diet to consumers quicker, with no effort, only going to make humans fatter and more unhealthy? Isn’t the use of millions and millions of motorbikes just going to mean more pollution [...]]]></description>
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