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	<description>Regina Schrambling in New York, traveling and writing about food</description>
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		<title>Wasting away in Margaretville</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 02:41:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>regina</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[mis-keyed strokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wingnuttery]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Math was never my strong suit, not least because I barely got out of high school thanks to geometry fail, but even I know one missing letter will spoil the whole message. So whenever I read about the “Buffet rule” for taxes, I envision all 330 million Americans bellying up to the bacteria bar with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Beet sandwich for the Egopedist</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 02:40:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>regina</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cretinism]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[No wonder my 200 shares of stock in the hometown paper are now worth about one copy of the weekday edition. On the day of the “Superball,” as a flack dubbed it (I hope intentionally), the top recipe for snacks linked on the home page was for chicken wings. While all I’d heard mentioned on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Little pink corn chips</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 02:38:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>regina</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Despite the fact that my next-older sister died of breast cancer when she was younger than the age I just turned, I’ve never been exactly comfortable with the whole beribboning industry. I wouldn’t say I feel vindicated in seeing the lid blown off, but I am very glad to see endorsements like the KFC “bucket [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Take them to a porn cinema, leave them in a Wimpy bar</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 02:36:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>regina</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[onward and downward]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tin chefs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I never watch “Top Chef” unless on assignment, but I do read and talk to people. And I&#8217;m amazed at how many times it’s been able to jump the shark. If he ever comes back, Jesus deserves a competitive cooking show.]]></description>
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		<title>Surrender the pink ground beef in B&amp;W</title>
		<link>http://gastropoda.com/2012/02/surrender-the-pink-ground-beef-in-bw/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 02:35:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>regina</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[dido]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[what were they thinking?]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://gastropoda.com/?p=2904</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I know I insulted Helen Keller and Curly and Moe by Tweeting that the first must have designed and the second two have edited the latest fud section. But jeebus, was it ever bad. I mean, really, are we not living in the most exciting food city on the planet at the most exciting time [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Potatoes the size of a nut&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://gastropoda.com/2012/02/potatoes-the-size-of-a-nut/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 02:34:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>regina</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cretinism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[eating new york]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://gastropoda.com/?p=2902</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[And this is why the cluelessness matters: Everyone should have such problems, but my consort emailed me from Costa Rica to ask me to reserve somewhere nice for his first night back/my birthday, and it was hell trying to find a place with both exciting food and creature comforts. As taken as I am with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Armagnac by the bottle, even</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 02:32:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>regina</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[eating new york]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[onward and downward]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I did insist on Momofuku Ssam for lunch with a friend on my big day, and something else struck me. She and I have been connecting midday for probably 25 years; usually she was the one with the expense account, but I did have my 46 long months with Pinch bucks. When she paid the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Frozen food? It’s what’s for Con Agra dinner.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 02:31:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>regina</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[processed crap]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wingnuttery]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://gastropoda.com/?p=2897</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Wish I could say I was thrilled to learn access to good food is not what’s holding back Americans without cushy jobs and lots o’ lucre from cooking and eating well. But my unneutered-steer-manure detector definitely went off when I went looking for the methodology on the study. And if I read right, the 1,500 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>And how is that woman hit by the Target cart?</title>
		<link>http://gastropoda.com/2012/02/and-how-is-that-woman-hit-by-the-target-cart/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 02:30:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>regina</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[formerly arboreal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[processed crap]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The latest evidence the backfield is on life support at the hometown paper, though, was the report on the model whose leg was amputated by Photoshop for a Health Department ad warning of the diabetes risk from supersizing both sodas and physiques. The hole awaiting the truck to drive through was: How could a photographer [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A river of pig&#8217;s blood runs through it</title>
		<link>http://gastropoda.com/2012/01/a-river-of-pigs-blood-runs-through-it/</link>
		<comments>http://gastropoda.com/2012/01/a-river-of-pigs-blood-runs-through-it/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 22:54:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>regina</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Big Os]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cretinism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[onward and downward]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’ll always think the Big O’s hugest accomplishment has been kicking over the rock and exposing the grubs underneath. The saner he sounds, the wackier the wingnuts look. Now some cretin wants to ban fetuses in food. And why am I certain said cretin had eggs for breakfast?]]></description>
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		<title>Capon: Josh on the jacket, John in the caption</title>
		<link>http://gastropoda.com/2012/01/capon-josh-on-the-jacket-john-in-the-caption/</link>
		<comments>http://gastropoda.com/2012/01/capon-josh-on-the-jacket-john-in-the-caption/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 22:52:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>regina</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cretinism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dido]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[holy foods]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mis-keyed strokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[processed crap]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Idle thoughts: I’m guessing Holy Foods bagels are not really “hearth-baked.” Red Waddle would actually be a better name for a heritage breed (especially if we’re talking mandrills). Plus it turns out “a new way to eat a burger” is not with your toes; it involves trying to turn beans into a Reuben sandwich and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Under-the-counter calorie counts</title>
		<link>http://gastropoda.com/2012/01/under-the-counter-calorie-counts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 22:51:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>regina</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[cretinism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[deened]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I did my spleen-venting on the Butter Guzzler elsewhere, but I guess we’ll never be “Deaned” out. One thing that got lost in all the bloviating is that diabetes is no joke. And for all the knickers-knotting over the Photoshopping of an amputee who really isn’t, that poster says more than 500 magazine pages of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>“Two Fat Ladies”? Chicken liver.</title>
		<link>http://gastropoda.com/2012/01/%e2%80%9ctwo-fat-ladies%e2%80%9d-chicken-liver/</link>
		<comments>http://gastropoda.com/2012/01/%e2%80%9ctwo-fat-ladies%e2%80%9d-chicken-liver/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jan 2012 22:48:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>regina</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[deened]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[panchito]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[And Panchito of course had to go and make things worse with his dodging and weaving on a subject he really should stay the hell away from. (And I don’t mean politics.) The last thing people need at this point is silly scare stories on how you have to kill yourself to stay thin. Ask [...]]]></description>
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