All I have to say about the new clogger on the block is that he will be cranking it out on a site that actually thought “grandma hides cocaine in bra” was one of the top four news stories one hour. The one that used to give a flying fig about copy under a byline,  about making sure it was generated by said byline. And while I could never top Stephen King’s observation in Time that “60 is the new 50 — and dead is the new alive,” I must note that the baseball cap is the new toupee. Eat your roots out, sorry old waiters.