Put the rum in the mouthwash posted in cretinism on March 30, 2008 by regina SHARE Tweet I guess we can declare the mojito officially over. A drink that is only worth drinking just after the fresh mint has been muddled is apparently now sold like prefab margaritas. Hemingway would shoot himself if he hadn’t already. Related posts: We’re out of BlackBerries? No wonder pizza is BFD Can’t you get pig’s blood online? Break out the Italian Champale By the short curlies Stale English muffins Tokyo pose “Somon caviar” and lamb heads