Put the rum in the mouthwash

posted in cretinism on by

I guess we can declare the mojito officially over. A drink that is only worth drinking just after the fresh mint has been muddled is apparently now sold like prefab margaritas. Hemingway would shoot himself if he hadn’t already.

Related posts:

  1. We’re out of BlackBerries?
  2. No wonder pizza is BFD
  3. Can’t you get pig’s blood online?
  4. Break out the Italian Champale
  5. By the short curlies
  6. Stale English muffins
  7. Tokyo pose
  8. “Somon caviar” and lamb heads