We could use the wood

posted in chimpish lies, mis-keyed strokes on by

A new vendor at our neighborhood Greenmarket had a funny sign: “Kosher honey for Easter.” Next: Chocolate bunnies for Passover. Or maybe what another vendor was selling at Union Square: “Hard cross” buns. Will people millennia from now be buying waterboard flatbreads?

Related posts:

  1. And for tapas, Spanish fly
  2. Order it black and blue
  3. Marshmallows toasting on the branding irons
  4. Snapped towels do leave marks
  5. Less qualified, more gagging
  6. Capon: Josh on the jacket, John in the caption
  7. Eat muffin tops, avoid butter?
  8. XO, once a sauce but then a feature