I’m still working my way out of a Vicodin haze, but I hope once my wits return I can do a side-by-side comparison of the nutrients in an avocado and in a can of Ensure. That shit is scary if you let your eye stray below the impressive list of nutrients, down to the main ingredients: Sugar, sugar and more sugar. It reminded me of Borden’s condensed milk with artificial flavoring, but my roommate wanted every can I wouldn’t swallow. What a strange concept, adding vitamins etc. to garbage and selling it as redemptive. In my next life I’m coming back as a marketer of geriatric formula.