Wait, wait, don’t tell us

Anyone wondering who you gotta suck up to down at the Taj Sulzberger these days had the answer in a kitchen renovation. Just please tell me we are not going to be subjected to endless pieces on motherhood and postpartum poop and, far worse, what to feed the Baby Jesus. As I always say, human reproduction is not so awesome when you consider cockroaches do it 40 at a time.