Sleepless in Santa Barbara’s cemetery

Obviously I’m too taken just with my ability to take photos and type, too, or I would be plunging ahead into the great mashup world of multimedia to make Streep slumgullion. What I wouldn’t give to see Meryl the unmistakable in one crazy clip melding her patently obvious “warbling” Julia voice with her absurd housewife in Iowa kitchen, her “me talk pretty today” role in “Sophie’s Choice,” her dingo howl, her Irish faux brogue, her whatever. Team her up with Ms. Saccharine and we’re sure to feel bad about the Dreck.