This was the ad that went all around the Internets: “Desperately seeking all-around butt girl. Will pay in connections.” Of course, it wasn’t put quite that way, but anyone looking to hitch a wagon to that particular New Drivelist star should know at least one very smart editor rates her “the worst.” With luck, though, she’ll be signed as the “real” writer on the Depression cookbook that has just been signed. Because something tells me that even when we are all cooking only off apple carts, we are not going to want to consult recipes from the bad old days, not when we live in this brave new wondrous world of multi-culti kitchens. Boil unsorted lentils or wrap up a burrito? You be the decider.