I’d like to meet his tailor

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You cannot make Wagyu out of tofu, so I’m puzzled yet again. I understand how writers can look dumber in print. Happens to me all the fucking time. But how does someone who I know has all the depth of a Cathy cartoon get packaged as the new Pollan?

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