Calling Robbie Robertson

Out of the mouths of guests: Someone at our table last weekend asked a funny question — was the champagne glass modeled on Queen Victoria’s tit? Afflicted with CRS, I couldn’t remember it was actually Marie Antoinette’s and just mumbled something about a famous woman. To which she responded: “Did she have an udder?” And once again I realized what a gap has opened up in just the last 10 or 15 years. A new generation has no idea what a coupe is. Of course danglers would need a flute.