Napkins? Half-breed muslin, of course

I never, ever thought I would say this, but “Top Chef” and even the worst of the Food Network have to be better for the mental health of this country than what the fringe seems to be digitally ingesting these days. Better to let ’em drink butter than pump their crania full of racism and hate. Could someone please give Glenn Beckkk a cocktail show and save us all? Too bad “Madmen” is taken as a title. . . .