I’m starting to think every day is Groundhog Day, most recently because of the hysteria over hot dogs. Didn’t we already go through this “OMFG, kids can choke on tube steaks”? What’s really ridiculous is that any parent would let a Baby Jesus ingest something so suspect in any form. If the stuff came in a Spam can, no one would ever think it socially — let alone nutritionally — acceptable. Anyone who spurns food with a face has to know this is face food, and not of the trendy nose-to-tail variety. Over and snout. . .