I despair every morning on seeing the WSJournal devolve into the NYPost, or worse, but it gets points for beating Panchito to the punch. The piece on an apparent mediocrity clawing her way up to the Food Network had more to say than any 13 long magazine thumb-suckers could about a faded celebrity’s wife cashing in on fame once removed. Hope she at least snapped a towel across his ass the way the Chimp apparently did. It helps so much with character assessment.