Eat your chicken bacon

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Forget the insanity of a $12 cup of coffee. The way the distributor described the new Double Down was the real mental explosive: “a cacophony of nuances.” As I Tweeted, is that like a dissonance of subtleties? Ask the real Restaurant Girl: Caffeine and thesauri do not mix.

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