Pluck ’em

I take a week off and all the fun stuff seems dated, but the idea of bartering chickens for health care still looks beyond satire. Stephen Colbert had the best take, of course (he’s the most underrated food commentator working these days). But there’s just something so bizarre about the same types who don’t know tea doesn’t have to come in a bag presuming everyone would have access to breasts and thighs still in their feathers.