The latest issue of Time magazine has gone unopened by both my consort and me since we heard the 100 most important people IN THE WORLD include more than a few kkkrazies with nominal followings. That’s like Food & Wine devoting half an issue to vegans breeding with PETA and inciting peanut shock. Which might explain how I got sucked into the online edition of Newsweek and probably one of the most ridiculous stories ever compiled: American cheese, focused on . . . Vermont. I guess it could have been dumber. They could have headed to Wisconsin.