With the kkkraziness spreading, I also find it fascinating how the wingnuts seem to model their headliners on Food Network stars. Jon Stewart nailed it with “a less slutty Rachael Ray” for the train wreck in Delaware, but most of the other candidates look as if their oversized heads and flashing cleavage belong behind a “meez on PLASS” on a fake set somewhere. It’s also telling that campaign contributions were apparently stolen to pay for a meal at a chain boasting of “fresh quality ingredients, bold flavors and handcrafted cocktails.” Don’t real ’mericans eat at Applebee’s?