As “rats go wild on subway”

The latest sign the rich are far, far dumber than you and I is an offer at a certain four-star restaurant. How pathetic would your life have to be to pay $1,425 to spend the night in a hotel just so you could get up at 5 in the morning to watch the royal wedding with strangers on “monitors strategically placed around the room”? I guess megascreen teevees would make the WTF miniature french toast look too small.