Never having been able to rinse “arriving at the table with its legs splayed like the town prostitute” out of my cranial sieve, I do tend to read some stories only to surmise how much work they took to make printable. And so I found myself watching cabbage get bitch-slapped, and not with any wit (or wits). Probably like most readers, I got the message: Move along; nothing enjoyable to see here. Apparently editors at the newish and very slick Saturday competition were in the same blinkered mode, because its gorgeous feature on winter greens, with its enticing recipes, was packaged with an intro that pretty much said “eat kale and puke.” As a Twitter follower noted, though, at least we could be certain the writer was not on the take from either farmers’ markets or the leafy-greens industry. Still, one more lede like this and it’s a trend . . .