Seizure salad posted in mis-keyed strokes, silliness on February 21, 2011 by regina SHARE Tweet And apparently “hand-prepared” will not be the last word in food language abuse. Or even “kettle-cooked,” to appeal to the real lizard brains. What I just saw was “hand-craved.” Hungry fingers need turkey. Related posts: Jowels braised in Marcella wine Duck rillettes in the health food store Frogs and eels are “live produce” Champagne, IL Garlic-rosemary granola Shells of bees Smoke on a Lincoln bedspread Manteca floss