Apparently I’m not aware of all internet memes — after the Facebook founder got press for saying he only eats what he kills, meatwise, I Tweeted that the competitive twins should be very nervous. (Guess they’re Winklevi, not Winklevossi.) But even his admission was not as unnerving as McLame’s daughter’s. Who says her last meal would be “my father’s ribs.” Did torture make them tender?