Time to start the generational alphabet over and jump to D, for doomed. Some study allegedly found crap, crap and more crap ranked highest among “Americans ages 8 to 24.” Really, they could do no better than Cheerios for top cereal in an age when the oat aisle is all “natural,” all the time? Hershey’s for chocolate candy bars? And Sprite? Sprite? When was the last time that name was heard in a school? At least the study revealed its methodology: conducted online. Knowing how many wingnut polls are skewed once sane people start weighing in, I can only think again of that classic dog cartoon: On the internet, no one knows you’re a marketer.