“You can put pickles up yourself”

I’m feeling rather mellow about the fud world today so will only link to an outstanding video of Stephen Colbert lampooning not just trend journalism but, implicitly, a fear-whupped society that tolerates Mad Max-costumed security guards in schools. And all I can add is that the “reporter” leaves an eternal question unaddressed: Does vodka, unlike tampons, ever really differ from brand to brand?