Wait — there’s no bacon in the milkshake?

Also over to the Twitter I saw someone smugly quoting the silliest ex-Beatle saying everyone would turn vegetarian if slaughterhouses had glass walls. So how does that explain the huge boom in classes in breaking down whole animals, in online videos detailing everything involved from the first squeal to the final roasting of the head? The poor old sap’s been duped by Match.com so often he doesn’t understand it’s the making of soy hot dogs that would put people off their “meat.”