Bean alert: Ersatz means fake posted in flackery, processed crap, what were they thinking? on June 14, 2012 by regina SHARE Tweet Also kinda suspect Paul Newman would be spinning in his grave if he knew his legacy was advertising dog’s dinners. And I don’t mean pet food. Upscale Hamburger Helper, indeed. Related posts: A green thing eaten raw Like ricotta for Rocco Pierced Jelly Bellies Orchard chicken salad? Again? How are things in Gertrudelandia? Krispy Kreme Crumbs Coming soon: Big Mad (Cow) Mesh glove, extra round