Vat-cooked in a kettle posted in onward and downward, processed crap on June 14, 2012 by regina SHARE Tweet No wonder Hellmann’s is now going for upwards of $8 a 30-ounce “quart.” Gotta cover that $40 million in preying-on-the-witless advertising somehow. Related posts: Monetary Jack? It’ll cost you Lock up your bun bags Orchard chicken salad? Again? Common-sense cornflakes Roz Chast & the last Thanksgiving Mocha and caramel frappés and oatmeal Espresso by Fiat, at 140kph Tide candy