Sorry, Pillsbury: your pizza crust can never be “artisan.”//Should never have to look at the food in a food photo and imagine the mohel sucking the blood off it.//You might be a wingnut if you want the gubmint to get out of the food stamp business but open up a commodities Costco.//”Finger sandwich” sounds bony.//On National Punch Day, can we all sock an annoying promoter in the face?//And did I really get a “to remember 9/11, here’s 20 percent off” email from a tea purveyor?