Tumescent male appendage, indeed posted in chimp crimes, panchito on February 24, 2013 by regina SHARE Tweet How do you say “towel snapped across the ass” in Italian? It was rather rich to see Panchito dissing Italy’s very own Chimp. Oh, Texas. Such a rich trove of food. Such a spawning ground of Cruzes . . . Related posts: Matt Bai for restaurant critic, tho Shake Shack beeper going off on Level Seven Isn’t it Rich? Not exactly fud, but . . . Not the time to promote a “big ass burger” “Dinner at a bus stop diner” Bloomin’ blossom Hold the bacon on the sundae