Musical Monday in a restaurant sounds as if beans are involved. // IBM’s Pastry Chef Watson could go straight to work for the Cheesecake Factory (“Spanish” breakfast pastry contains saffron, black pepper, honey, almonds and cocoa — just needs raspberry Doritos). // I’ve finally tasted the real pink slime. It ends in berry. // Guess I’m not the target audience. I won’t buy a cookbook just cuz there’s cleavage in the trailer. // And it sounds like the Queen ate Taco Bell. . .