Never turn your back on lemon curd. // It’s amazing food writers don’t egg houses on Easter. // Listening to yet another Peeps piece on Marketplace– God must be so proud his son’s big day is most associated with processed crap. // How long till there’s a Best Bi Chef award? // They were sap-sucking and using reverse-osmosis in 1992 in Vermont, but I guess news travels slow. // And it’s not as if anyone might need food in Oakland, or anything . . .