Bouncing eggs after Easter posted in egopedist, processed crap, twittchy, what were they thinking? on April 30, 2014 by regina SHARE Tweet Sad to realize whoever invented “dough conditioners” will probably get an obit. And ponzu will always sound like a scheme. Also, sadly, too: It’s a good thing Orwell is not around to hear “botched execution.” You use that verb for brownies, FFS. Related posts: No hairs in the McCann’s Flavored sunflower seeds Burger fingers & foie gras meatballs Frosting for cowpies Think, tank McRibs, as they say Knee-high asparagus by the 11th of July RTs/MTs/UTs