“Fresh, seasonal,” but not for the poors posted in wingnuttery on November 7, 2014 by regina SHARE Tweet And the Toppest chef really has more self-control than we knew, because he managed to respond to an attack by the wife of a high-paid lobbyist posing as a simple cooking teacher without once using the words “you ignorant slut.” Related posts: Real fakes use onions, not Vick’s Gourmettes Live “Mediterranean flare” Too chicken for Chick-Fil-A Lobster “thermidor” with heart of guana Down the block from the closed 7-Eleven, a fallout shelter Google “famous chef BS” (but hold the turkey thigh) Fake apple juice