Hole in the Hellmann’s posted in big food, onward and downward on October 25, 2018 by regina SHARE Tweet I’ll tell you how we got this fake president: Hefty packaging a one-inch roll of baggies in a box 2 1/2 inches wide and tall. Everything’s a cheat. Related posts: Neil updated: Toothless, toothless Springwater, now with more statins Corn: A grain in Tostitos, a grass in cattle feed Today’s $4,000 bag Real moms go on book tours for Thanksgiving Open a drawer, pull out a buffalo pie And a whiff of barren witch Guanciale? “Similar to salami”