High on my “hashtag know hope list” is the notion that enough serfs will finally realize it ain’t immigrants and melanin-superior people holding back everyone. It’s gazillionaires, who pay no taxes while feeding at the public trough. So I’m enjoying everyone making the yacht set nervous by suggesting we just do the obvious: Eat the super-rich. Although I know they will taste terrible, I also know we can both brine & season. (Pro tip: Chelsea Market has a very good knife sharpening expert on weekends. If you catch my drift. Hashtag “C U in the gulag.”)