{"id":81,"date":"2008-11-12T12:17:43","date_gmt":"2008-11-12T16:17:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gastropoda.com\/trails\/?p=81"},"modified":"2008-11-12T12:36:24","modified_gmt":"2008-11-12T16:36:24","slug":"new-york-minutes-50","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gastropoda.com\/trails\/2008\/11\/new-york-minutes-50\/","title":{"rendered":"New York minutes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s something you don&#8217;t hear every day: Eat meat. Put on some weight.<\/p>\n<p>That was the surgeon talking before my date with the chainsaw. So I took him up on it twice at The New French (cheeseburger, steak salad) and also used it as an excuse to brave a Chipotle Grill. I never eat fast-food meat, but I swallowed the hype and ordered soft tacos with &#8220;steak.&#8221; Which were surprisingly decent although the guacamole was mostly color, not taste. I also cooked brisket while testing recipes from cookbooks for Epicurious. And I even ordered the &#8220;country meatloaf smothered in brown gravy&#8221; in the hospital and understood why a nausea patch had been attached behind my ear.<\/p>\n<p>Charlie Palmer also came to the iron rescue at his scrum of a 20th-anniversary party at Aureole: a whole table set up in the back was loaded with charcuterie, including foie gras.<\/p>\n<p>And out of the hospital, my pal <a href=\"http:\/\/fairwaymarket.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Cheese Jenkins<\/a> has supplied us and drop-in friends with weight-adding food for days. Not sure when I&#8217;ll be able to venture out to a restaurant, but things could be worse. . . . <a href=\"http:\/\/gastropoda.com\/goods\/\" target=\"_blank\">Too much<\/a> of a good thing is almost enough.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s something you don&#8217;t hear every day: Eat meat. Put on some weight. That was the surgeon talking before my date with the chainsaw. So I took him up on it twice at The New French (cheeseburger, steak salad) and also used it as an excuse to brave a Chipotle Grill. I never eat fast-food&#8230; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/gastropoda.com\/trails\/2008\/11\/new-york-minutes-50\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&#8594;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[58,8,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-81","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-top-of-the-food-chain","category-upper-west-side","category-west-village"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gastropoda.com\/trails\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gastropoda.com\/trails\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gastropoda.com\/trails\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gastropoda.com\/trails\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gastropoda.com\/trails\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=81"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gastropoda.com\/trails\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gastropoda.com\/trails\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=81"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gastropoda.com\/trails\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=81"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gastropoda.com\/trails\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=81"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}