Everyone seems to be mocking Molto for donning silly Santa headgear on the cover of a magazine dubbed Brain Dead by one of our friends who used to work there. I just want to report that I actually saw a woman reading the sucker on the subway, probably the first time that rag has ever been spotted off a newsstand on this island. Obviously it got its money’s worth, but as I pushed out through the turnstile, Roxanne and the red light were echoing in my head. Or was that the red hat?