My Philadelphia tipster tells me there’s a new restaurant down his way called The Ugly American — which I guess means Yankee Go Home was taken. Apparently the food is as misguided as the name, so it’s no real threat in the long term (especially not with Cheddar ice cream), but I think it is worth hammering what a strange way this is to showcase domestic cheese, beer and wine. Can you believe the South Park movie guys have a better ear for euphony? Their fine dining establishment would surely be called America, Fuck Yeah!