Or they could melt Ben & Jerry’s posted in big food on September 28, 2008 by regina SHARE Tweet Some days you wonder how the Onion comes up with material when the real news is so silly. I just spotted a piece dutifully reporting on a dairy that’s marketing chocolate milk as a sports drink. And Snickers is one hell of an energy bar. Related posts: Zoloft copy goes here Billions and billions and billions High Plains Camorra OMG, Applebee’s Who will sanitize the hand sanitizers? J Street for carrots Lose weight with figs and flatulence No hairs in the McCann’s