Having had no problem procuring the canned pumpkin that was supposedly in scary-short supply for Turkey Coma Day, I quite enjoyed reading the real reason the ridiculous frozen “waffles” vanished from stores. Yep. Listeria. And I wasn’t even surprised that the manufacturer was able to get the country worked up to the level of Colbert over the  shortage without mentioning either the bacteria or the recall. With everyone in the media so easily manipulated, it’s all Faux News now. Next: Stock up on Land O Lakes or no cookies for you.