Dogs, in dirty water

Maybe it’s because I am not about to start wearing adult diapers, but I just can’t get worked up about wannabombers in Tourists Square. Everyone’s wetting themselves when you’re more likely to get mowed down — literally or figuratively — by a food truck than offed by the sad sacks who fail among us. If you really want to freak, Google food poisoning in NYC. Now you can get listeriosis from chickpea salad? I would have suspected falafel. It’s “Muslin,” isn’t it?