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I guess it’s awful to make light about a guy in Kentucky shooting half a carton’s people because he didn’t like the way his wife made his eggs. Details on her deficiency were scarce. But it would be sadder still if he had wanted them runny and she had just been trying to comply with Egg Board warnings to cook his breakfast until the salmonella was done. Lock up the guns if anyone wants steak tartare in the middle of the next inevitable E. coli recall.