Forget the skankery — take the appletini

My favorite part of the not-overhyped “Social Network”? The sandwich scene. To think the whole friending business could have turned out entirely differently if the Wasp twins had had the good sense (and manners) to bring out cucumber on crust-trimmed white  on a silver salver, just like he pictured it. But I also have to say I started to take the story most seriously after the 66 scene. The faux rang true.