I hate getting suckered into promotions of processed crap, too, but I was mildly entertained by the notion of taco shells made out of ground-up Doritos. Could there be a better metaphor for America today? And it made me wonder why there are no mashed potatoes made out of ground-up chips. Until I realized we already have those. Many Americans will be serving just that wet-and-eat crap on Thanksgiving.